At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
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