we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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