fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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