it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Randomize
