if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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