When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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