Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
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DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
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Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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