We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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