Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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