I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
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