cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
This is the high leading the old right now
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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