that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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