Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
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