her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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