A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
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