Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
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