nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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