Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Randomize