I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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