So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Need sex. Gaining weight.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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