Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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