covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
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My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
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I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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