I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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