Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
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