Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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