a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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