The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
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