Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
handjob tips. give me some.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
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I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
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he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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