well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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