Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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