Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
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There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Send help, water and tortillas.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
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She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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