what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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