Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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