Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
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what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
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Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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