Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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