Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I will pee on everything he values.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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