i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
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My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
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So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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