Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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