ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
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Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
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I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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