Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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