I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
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and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
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We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
The adults are the big ones right?
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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