i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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