i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
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I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
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I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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