Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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