He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Alive.
So much puke
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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