Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
You dont lie about slip and slides
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
This is my gift to your gina
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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