what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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