Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
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let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
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No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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