definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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