You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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