HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
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Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
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Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
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