I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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