Fuck appropriateness.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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