Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
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I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
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So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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