i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
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So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
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Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
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