yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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