She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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